Monday, November 28, 2011

Kookoo for Kokopellis

This Thanksgiving, Doug Johnson and I spent the long weekend camping and riding the cornucopia of singletrack that the high desert of Fruita has to offer. This was certainly a test of my hardiness and desire to become a better cyclist….oh, and a whole lotta fun too.



We arrived in Fruita on Wednesday night and butted our way into a table (waited patiently) at Hot Tomato Pizza to enjoy some….pizza. YUM! After filling up, we headed off into the darkness of Rabbit Valley to find a suitable spot to camp for the next couple nights. With a little team work and plenty of heckling about my “sleeping bag,” camp got set up …the stars were admired briefly and then it was time for bed.




Thanksgiving day was spent riding at Loma. Basically that place is full of amazing views on top of sweet singletrack that gave me the willies cause I’m still afraid of big rocks and falling off of cliffs….oh, and watch out for the Juniper trees- they’ll get you too. Post-ride, Doug & I enjoyed an epic Thanksgiving feast of sweet potato stew (recipe can be found @ pedals not pistons) & took a stroll around “camp” while I went googoogaga for the sunset that unfolded in the sky.




We spent Black Friday not Christmas shopping, but rather riding from camp on the Kokopelli trail out to the Western Rim for some more amazing views of the Colorado River. After all that, we packed up…hit town so I could enjoy a HOT pumpkin pie latte & Doug an americano and re-stock our water supply. The Bookcliffs & 18 road would be our next destination….funny, how a porta-potty, picnic table and a couple other mtb hungry campers can make things feel less primitive.




The rest of the weekend we zippety do-da’d our way up and down chutes & ladders, mastered one-pan breakfast burritos & staying warm in the desert in late November…and I personally worked on laying off my brakes and not being a giant crybaby. Next year, you should spend Thanksgiving in Fruita too….hmmm.



Thanks for staying on the Bandwagon through the "off-season!"

Sincerely,
a very THANK-full Thumper

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

High School Series Wrap Up

Now that the Colorado High School racing season is over I thought I might share some reflections about the series. I heard about the high school cycling league last year while I was in eighth grade. The idea of participating in a race where everyone else there was around the same age as me sounded pretty cool, but I wanted to race on a team and my high school wouldn't be able to have one this year. When my dad and I searched for teams in the area, the only team that we could really find was the Cheyenne Mountain High School team. We contacted them and they said that I could come ride with them and see how I liked it. I first rode with them toward the end of the school year and I thought all the people on the team were pretty cool. Toward the end of the summer I was informed that their team would be a composite team, so I could race for them even though I didn't go to Cheyenne Mountain. When the time of the first race rolled around I had no idea how well I would do. I expected to do pretty well, but again, I had no idea how I would do. This is how the series panned out.

Race 1: First, let's just say that lining up at this race was actually difficult. You had to wait 200 feet away from the staging area until exactly the right time before you could line up. Being the law-abiding citizen that I am, I followed these rules. Unfortunately, this earned me a spot in the fifth line from the front. When the race started, I managed to catch up to five other guys in the front. At the first steep little hill, four of them got off their bikes. The other guy pulled up front while I maneuvered around people jumping off their bikes. When we reached the top of the hill, he already had a decent gap on me and he disappeared around the next corner. I almost caught up to him while he was going through some traffic of previous races, but unfortunately I had to deal with the same traffic. Most of the people were cool with letting me pass, but I got stuck behind one guy (in a different division) who moved to whatever side I said was going to pass on. I ended up hitting my head on a tree when trying to pass him, but it really didn't mess me up at all. In the end, I finished with a stellar second place. It turns out the guy that won (Henry) was riding in his first race ever! Nice job!
The three of us behind the leader - Henry Chapman leading me and Jackson Shanley up the first climb at Nathrop

Race 2: This race started out a lot better for me because the top ten riders overall get called up to the first couple lines. Starting in the front row made a huge difference for me. I went out really hard at the start of the race and even held the lead for a little while. Henry passed me as soon as we reached the double track and he was out of sight really quickly. On the second lap my chain fell into the small front chain ring, which was not very desirable on that flat course. At that point I was racing to stay in second anyway, but the chain still kind of annoyed me. I finished second again and I was still really happy with how I did, but maybe it would be cool to win the next race.
Taking the hole shot on the start at Snow Mountain Ranch

Race 3: I really liked the course for this race. I wasn't exactly sure why but it was a lot of fun. This race started similarly to the previous race, with me leading out and Henry passing me before we got too far into the race. There was one section on the course which was entirely exposed and very windy. It was very hard for me to ride because whenever I got there, there was nobody in sight to draft behind. At the end of the first lap, I dropped my chain and spent about 15-30 seconds fixing it. When I started riding again I began to cramp up, but thankfully that stopped fairly quickly. About halfway through the last lap, I shifted going into a turn and what happens? My chain falls off, of course. I spent more time fixing this and I was in third when I got back on my bike. I quickly got back into second and at the very end of the race…. My chain falls off! I ran my bike across the finish line for second place, which I was very grateful for considering the circumstances. Time to buy a chain guide!
Running across the finish at Peaceful Valley (photo Carrie Dittmer)

Race 4: Note to self: Eat a large breakfast on race day (even if you're not very hungry). I learned this the hard way. I expected this race to go very well for me because of the large amount of climbing. It started normally, with me leading everybody up the first hill. Toward the beginning of the race Henry and I already had a gap on everybody else and I tried to drop him when we got to a pavement section. While trying to do this, he passed me like I was standing still. At the top of the next hill, despite my fancy new chain guide, I dropped my Chain! I got passed by Brannan and spent the rest of that lap catching back up to him. Toward the end of the second lap I had a solid 30 second gap on Brannan, but then the inevitable happened. I suddenly got hypoglycemia and pretty much lost my ability to think and pedal (but I didn't drop my chain!). I was passed by three people in the last mile and I rolled in for a fifth place finish. When Jackson passed me he offered to let me draft off of him for the rest of the race, but I couldn't keep up with him anyway. It turns out Henry almost passed the guy who won the race that started 5 minutes ahead of ours. Thanks to the medics for helping me be able to function again after the race.
Finally catching Brennan's wheel after dropping my chain
Henry putting us in the bag

I ended up getting second overall in the series, which is pretty good because of how fast Henry is. Overall, I thought these races were a lot of fun and I will definitely do them again next year.
Brrraaaaaaaap!
Podium for the overall: 1st-Henry Chapman, 2nd-Me, 3rd-Jackson Shanley, 4th-Brannan Fix, 5th Joel Sawyer

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

2011 Pixie repack

You have been waiting patiently all year, and for that good behavior I reward you with some death defying moments from the 2011 PIXIE REPACK!


It has been said many many times before by our esteemed leader and all around big toe, " the Rope" ,that pixie racing is inherently stupid and completely dangerous, well it will become completely obvious here.

Monday, November 7, 2011

Bandwagon Bike rack


Welcome to the wonderful world of rusty metal.

Latest Bike rack creation.
Typical DJ but this time his nose is the swollen member.

Cargo Bikes are not just for dead bodies

I used to think there was two kinds of friends. The ones that will help you move and those that will help you move bodies. But wait for it, there is also the green kind. The friend that will help you move bodies by bike. Hence the cargo bike.





I decided that I needed a cargo bike.
I know ,I know how does one decided that they need a "cargo bike". Most people can do just fine with a back pack and a townie. I wanted a bike that I could just dump body parts and what not in the back and go.There are a few pre made offerings out there like extracycle,yuba and surly big dummy none of which was what I was looking for,CHEAP. I found a nice steel frame and dug up some old parts that I had laying around. The rest was either donated or purchased at the velo swap. I think I have about $65 bucks in the whole project. I have about 200 miles on the rig now and a new found affection for running errands.~ The Navigator~

Friday, October 28, 2011

More green drinks

"Bandwagon is going to be providing appetizers for the Green Cities Coalition shindig at Angletech next Thursday....and by Bandwagon; I mean you....and you'll be serving them in a bikini and delivering them by bicycle!"

This past Thursday evening, Bandwagon Racing proposed a challenge to the Green Drinks happy hour attendees (a buncha green-minded networking-happy folks). The challenge would be that if at least 10% arrived via bicycle, public transportation or some other mode of sustainable transport, that we would provide tasty treats for these folks to snack on. Giving this green group the benefit of the doubt, we (meaning I...Stephanie Jones, newly appointed head of PR for Bandwagon and team member) began brainstorming what the menu would be for the evening. The food would have to be delicious, not require heating & be easily transportable. I settled on a hummus crudites platter, rice paper summer rolls, a pesto/tomato tart and a roasted butternut squash, caramelized onion & goat cheese tart.



My weapons of choice for spending the day in the kitchen....

So the food got done just in the nick of time with only one minor snafu...I forgot to get lemons for the hummus...yikes! Thankfully, Bandwagon boss Doug Johnson saved the day and made some lemons magically appear. He also made himself magically appear to assist in packing up the food to be transported to Angletech.




Turns out I would be relieved of transporting the food myself....Doug would be the mule. The ride was brisk but relaxing and the food arrived without incident.




As luck would have it, I would be relieved of bikini-clad serving duties as well. We didn't do a final head-count but it appeared as though approximately 10% of the attendees upheld their end of the bargain and rode their bikes in. Also, judging by the amount of food that was left - they enjoyed their tasty treats. From the rumors coming in through the grapevine (pun intended? HEHE), it sounds like the wine & beer that was donated by others were enjoyed as well. So while it's still chilly outside, partaking in this event leaves me feeling welcome to the Bandwagon family and warm & fuzzy on the inside.

I foresee some Halloween shenanigans & cyclocross racing on the Bandwagon horizon.....stay tuned & keep it green.

-Stephanie

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

CTR 2011

I'm simultaneously a little elated and a little down this week. The 2011 CTR is over for me after finishing on Saturday night with a time of 5 days, 15 hours, and that means two things: That one of the major goals I had for the year ended in success, and that one of the major things I thought about for the past 52 weeks is no longer needing any attention, leaving a minor hole in my psyche and a "what now?" feeling. Hence the dueling emotions.

What's more, I'm not even able to really remember the CTR all that well. It's quite like an intensely vivid dream that you just had, but upon waking you can only vaguely recall the feelings it gave you, not necessarily the specifics. I guess while out there I was simply in a completely different mindset than normal, and now that I'm back to home, work, normal life, the space that mindset occupied is somewhat occluded, hidden behind a semi-opaque curtain of normal brain activity and day-to-day routine. In any case, I don't have any major detailed stories to relate, in print anyway, and I took no photos. I'll share a few general observations, some highs and lows, and re-post some photos that friends took along the way.

General observations: I knew going in, intellectually at least, that the CTR was going to be a mental test more than anything. I had ridden some 12-hour rides this year, and a couple overnight trips, but nothing physically I did came anywhere close to six 18-hour days in a row. My legs and lungs weren't what I had to push through, however - it was my own mind. I wanted to quit at least once a day; I felt uncomfortable and unsure often; several times I denounced the whole endeavor as quite silly. It got to the point where I began visualizing my will as a stretchy rubber membrane, and a couple times I genuinely began visualizing that membrane finally giving in and snapping. The CTR, for me, was 95% mental. It should be said that I felt very well prepared physically and gear-wise beforehand, and that if those two things hadn't been in place, the mental battle never would have had occasion to take place. The CTR is the first "race" I've ever done in which I didn't care how well I was doing, position-wise - I simply wanted to finish, and finish I did. My favorite part about the whole thing was meeting some wonderful new people. It's amazing how something like the CTR can take away all the superficial social layers we normally approach people with and allows you to bond very quickly with like-minded individuals. John Ross from the UK and Aaron Weinsheimer (?) from Salida stand out as exceptional people I met.

Highs: In no particular order... The twilight-hour double rainbow over the Angel of Shavano area that Aaron and I caught sight of once breaking into a meadow after roosting down aspen-lined hero-dirt trails; riding solo for five+ hours in pouring rain and darkness after Leadville; blasting down from Kokomo Pass just ahead of a big storm cell; coming through uninhabited woods for hours at night only to hear someone, somewhere, blasting Bob Dylan at midnight ("like a rolling stone"); eating hot dogs in a bar (I hate hot dogs); making it to Silverton at 8:35pm after absolutely destroying myself for two hours at 12K with no food, just to get to the Silverton grocery stores before 9:00pm closing time; finishing at Junction Creek with Sandhya, Adam, Mel, and others there to greet us.

Lows: Realizing that the Silverton grocery stores actually closed at 8:00pm, making me 35 minutes late instead of 25 early, and leaving me with almost no food options (hence the hot dogs in the bar); getting spooked half to death by a herd of cattle in the middle of the night in the woods, not realizing at first what they were as my headlamp simply picked out a dozen very large pairs of reflective eyes staring at me; ordering breakfast burritos at a little Leadville bakery only to discover that they were of the commercial frozen variety, unlike all the delicacies in the bakery case; awaking the morning after the all-night rain ride to find my crankset wouldn't spin due to waterborne sand that had permeated my drivetrain; the point during every day at which I simply thought the CTR was the dumbest thing ever invented; Sargent's Mesa; and the time I was walking through a giant herd of cattle only to look up and see the largest bull I'd ever seen staring me down from 20 feet distant (I kept waiting, comically, for the Ferdinand the Bull hoof-scratch, pre-charge); learning that Zach Guy, the guy who finished third, took major advantage of the post-office-drop-rule and effectively cheated (same as last year, but even more flagrant - I guess even with no prize, some people just can't help themselves).

Interesting stuff: The lightning strike at 13K that hit within 100 feet of our current riding party; Mark, the lives-in-his-van guy who happened to walk up and offer me a box of granola bars as I was laying on the ground, about to drop out due to lack of food (real trail magic!); the giant bear that I just knew we'd see on the final descent into Durango, thereby quite confusing my British riding companion by whistling at every brushy section, only to not see any bear... but then, upon talking to Cat Morrison, who finished 15 minutes ahead of us, learning that SHE had flushed the largest black bear she'd ever seen on the final descent (we got so lucky, and I was vindicated in John's eyes).

A few photos by Chris Miller (I may add more later, as John Ross took a bunch):

Cataract Ridge in the afternoon golden hour

All this riding makes for a sleepy Aaron. He'd been sitting down for about 10 seconds.

A storm cell that eventually chased us off the ridge for a bit.

Some techy rock climbing by yours truly in order to make the summit of a ridge.

30 miles of this will almost make you cry... and it will make you walk. Sargents Mesa.

Taking a break at the top of Georgia Pass... I wasn't with this group at the time.


Thursday, July 7, 2011

Durango Dirty Century + The Don Ride!

Last weekend Doug and Jon drove down to Durango to kick off a big weekend of riding for the three of us. We began with the Durango Dirty Century, a 100-mile race that included 13,000 feet of climbing, lots of hiking through snowdrifts, and some of the sweetest singletrack anywhere. On Sunday we drove over to Salida for the July 4th Don Ride, which begins at framebuilder Don McClung's house at 4:30am and climbs to the Continental Divide, traverses the Monarch Crest, and takes in Silver Creek and the Rainbow Trail all the way past Hwy 285, over Methodist Mountain, to Bear Creek and back to Salida. We'd each put in 24+ solid hours of riding over those three days. (All photos by Chad Cheeney... thanks Chad!)

Rollin' out on 203

Our Saturday began with spinning up the bike path at dawn, heading for the DDC start at San Juan Cycles. After signing in and a bit of sitting around, we began more or less on time and headed up the road towards Hermosa and the Hermosa Creek Trail. The neutral roll-out ended once we hit the climb to the trailhead and Doug and I ended up in a small group off the front. Having ridden Hermosa Creek the week before, I knew it was extremely dusty, and having eaten plenty of said dust riding behind friends the week before, I was determined to lead into the singletrack. One turn before the trailhead I made a little break for it and no one followed... I guess they figured I was going too early. Thus I found myself enjoying the beautiful trail all alone in the early morning light, working at what seemed like a perfectly reasonable pace, completely dust-free. After a few miles Doug caught me, and we finished out Hermosa Creek together. As it turned out, we wouldn't be more than a half-mile apart for the rest of the day.

Kerkove on Hermosa Creek

On the way up Bolam Pass Chris McGovern, who had been trying to catch us all along Hermosa Creek, finally caught and passed us. I was leading Doug a bit at this point and just let Chris go, figuring that once we hit the much more difficult, snow/mud-bound singletrack at the top, we'd reel him back in. At the top of the climb I sat down, pulled off my gear, and ate some lunch... I hate eating on the go. McGovern was only a few hundred yards ahead by the top and apparently didn't really know where he was going. I pointed out the CT and away he went. Doug showed up and set about catching McGovern, but not before Jeff Kerkove, my friend Ryan Douglas, and one other guy caught us. Ryan sat down to eat something and I began the chase.

The unidentified guy and Kerkove weren't very far up the trail and after passing them I went for Doug and Chris, which took a bit more doing. Finally catching them on a hike-a-bike section, we three proceeded to climb up Blackhawk Pass, hiking most the way as there was snow everywhere! While some trail was rideable, most of the trail going up was a hike even without snow, just because it was so soft and, sometimes, churned - I can't decide whether I like horses or voles less. As we hiked up the pass, I glanced up at the top and saw a mirage-like image - a string of pack horses, silhouetted against the bluebird sky, a thousand feet above us. I wish I'd had a camera!

At the top of the pass we ate (a common theme for the day), then clipped in for a hellacious descent down the south side of Blackhawk. Along the way we traversed a large snowfield and McGovern, clad in racer-y shoes, ended up sliding down the length of it at increasing speed as I shouted "Handlebar arrest!" After making sure he was okay we sped down the trail, across Hotel Draw, and on towards Indian Trail Ridge. I felt good through this stretch and began to push the pace, dropping McGovern and pulling Doug along on the climbs, only to have Doug breathe down my neck on every descent. I've never met anyone else who descends so fast on a 26" carbon hardtail, bar none - and I've worked with an awful lot of our country's top XC racers. Doug's fast.

We finally broke out of the woods and began the hike-a-bike towards Indian Trail Ridge proper, and as Doug stopped to put a little air in his tire I realized I was famished. One of the famous Sow Your Oats cookies from Bread hit the spot, but wasn't quite enough to enable me to keep up with Doug on the high-altitude, hike-a-bike-ridden, techy alpine trail for the next few miles. Altitude is a crapshoot for me - sometimes good, sometimes bad. This day wasn't terrible, but not good - in conjunction with my level of fatigue after 60+ miles of racing, the altitude had me feeling a little delirious, and I stumbled around on the ridge, watching Doug get smaller ahead of me, obsessively checking over my shoulder for the chaser I expected to inevitably catch me. After what seemed like forever going up and down steep rocky trail with no oxygen, I finally pulled into the section leading up to Kennebec Pass. Doug was stopped at the minimal aid station there (thanks Carson and Colin!), and I filled up my bottles quickly and we pulled out together.

Heading up towards Indian Trail Ridge

Doug and I on the homestretch

Railing down from Kennebec was quite fun, and once we dropped below treeline, I began to feel much better again. While I wasn't looking forward to the climb out of Junction Creek, I knew it would be okay. Following Doug up the climb, I felt good, almost fresh! Amazing what a few thousand feet of elevation loss can do for you... we flew down the final decent and popped out of the woods, with only a road sprint back into town to finish. We were followed a video-camera-toting Chad Cheeney (who had started the race, but broken his frame only 8 miles in) for a while before he dropped off to film others on the B route. Doug and I sprinted into town, crossed the highway, and pulled in to the finish tent - Doug finished first, and I came in... first too! While riding with Doug before Indian Trail Ridge, I had been wondering what would happen if the two of us came out of the woods together, as we'd been riding together all day. I thought about asking him if he'd like to share the win. When I caught him at Kennebec, Doug surprised me by asking the exact same thing. What better way to end it, I thought, than as we rode all day? Our shared time ended up at 12:22, less than an hour over last year's winning time, even though last year's course was in perfect shape and we spent much time dealing with snow in 2011. Fun but difficult!

The only prize you'll find for the DDC

Sunday was spent loafing around, washing bikes, grocery shopping, and driving to Salida. We camped out in Kevin Thomas' backyard, listened to his loud neighbors for a while, fell asleep, and woke up at 3:30am to prepare for yet another long day. As tradition dictates, we gathered at legendary framebuilder Don McClung's house at just past 4am, a huddled group of riders in the pre-dawn darkness. After some socializing, we hit the road and spent the next three hours taking a network of county roads, old railroad grade, doubletrack, and singletrack to the top of Monarch Pass, where we set off on the Continental Divide via the Monarch Crest Trail.

We had been forewarned about the "massive" amounts of snow along the Crest. Compared to the snow we ran into along the DDC route, the Crest was positively clear... three big snowfields, two with mountaineering-style descents off snow cliffs. Quickly dispatched, the rest of the trail was dry, a welcome change from the DDC's snow/mud consistency along much of the route.

All the way up to the pass, I had been feeling Saturday's race quite acutely. At one point I literally thought I would have to turn around, but soldiered through to the pass. Once on the Crest, over 12K, a funny thing happened: My legs just quit hurting. It took about four hours, but all of a sudden I felt fresh again, and kept it all the way through the rest of the Crest, down the amazing Silver Creek descent, the Rainbow traverse, and to our lunch spot along Hwy 285. Not sure how that's possible, but it gives me a little hope for CTR possibilities...

Time to put this ride (and this post) to bed: After lunch, we rode (walked, really) up and over Methodist Mountain on the Rainbow Trail. The Bear Creek trail seemed to go on forever, and it appeared that all three of us (Doug, Jon, myself) cracked here. I've never actually seen Doug or Jon crack at all, and while it's gratifying to know they're mortal, you know you're in deep if they're showing signs of physical distress. After taking several food/rest breaks, we coasted down the final dirt road descent into the furnace that turned out to be Salida, suffered along the railroad grade back into town, and promptly got in the river, which was the perfect degree of icy for our sore legs and burning skin.

All in all, a superb weekend of riding. The CTR is less than four weeks away... not yet sure what I'm doing about that. We shall see. Cheers!
-Joey

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

My ride today...

...Was sweet. It was especially sweet because due to a silly motorcycle accident, I'd been off the bike for over three weeks, until just about a week ago. I'm still enjoying being able to ride trails again. Check it:

The Weminuche Wilderness, as seen from the Champion Venture fire road.
Ryan gives the view - and food - a big thumbs up.

Speaking of food, my Kate's Griz Bar was tasty...

The waterfall along the Colorado Trail between CV road and the upper Junction Creek crossing.

The Durango Dirty Century is in about three weeks! Come one, come all (well, up to 74 people at least)! I have my work cut out for me after the last three weeks of sitting around...
-Joey





Monday, April 11, 2011

10 Hours of 12 Hours... Dawn 'til Dusk 2011


(Photo by Brian Leddy of Mountain Flyer magazine... thanks!)

Edit Wednesday 04.13: Mountain Flyer posted an article about the race on their site, including a quote from and a photo of yours truly. Sweet! Also, race organizers posted revised results, and I actually ended up in 3rd (not 5th) overall, still first in my category. Even sweeter! Link to the MF article: http://www.mountainflyermagazine.com/view.php/dawn-til-dusk-rages-on-despite-bad-weather.html

FAIR WARNING: This is a long, long race report. I got carried away (sorry).

This past weekend I drove down to Gallup, NM, for the 7th annual Dawn ‘til Dusk 12-hour race with my girlfriend Sandhya and our friend Alex Howard. Having never spent much time in Gallup – certainly never any time riding there – I didn’t know what to expect. Adding to the mix was a very unpredictable weekend of weather. Sure enough, driving to Gallup on Friday afternoon provided its own challenge, as the wind was blowing hard enough to blow mini-sand dunes across 491 through the reservation, send hundreds of tumbleweeds blowing across the road all at once, limit visibility to 100 feet or so at times, and cut our gas mileage by a third. By the time we got to the race venue I was on edge just from the drive down – drivers on the res uniformly scare the hell out of me, but especially in sketchy driving situations, where they appear to have even less interest in staying alive than normal.

Anyhow, by race morning the wind had died down and Saturday dawned bright and calm. At the pre-start riders meeting they warned us that weather was on the way, however… fifteen minutes later we were lined up on a dirt road, waiting for the gun. The whole race course is singletrack, so for the first lap they had us ride road to the far point of the trail system, thereby sorting out a mixed bag of some 550 riders. I arrived at the line in time to find myself looking at the front of the pack through 100-200 riders or so, and not sure what to expect in the 12 hours to come. Having not pre-ridden the course, I was racing blind for the first lap. I knew from Doug’s race last year that the leaders were doing 10 laps on this 13.6-mile course, and that’s what I was shooting for. But I didn’t really know how fast that would feel out there, how hard the start would be, and whether I could effectively pace myself in a race situation. Although I’ve done a lot of long rides, I’ve never actually raced anything longer than a typical XC race… the pack began to move, and it was time to jump into a trial by fire.

Lap 1: Start lap. For the first couple miles the dirt road was smooth and well-used, and then they diverted us onto a less-used road. By this time I had moved up into the top 30 or so, but even this began to get sketchy, as there were ruts in this road, and riders began getting caught in them by surprise. After witnessing a few almost-crashes that would have taken down the pack, I figured I’d rather be on my own than in the middle of the potential carnage and jumped out of line into the rough on the side of the road. I burned some matches moving to the front of the main pack and found myself bridging up to the lead group – just in time! As we hit the singletrack, I was in 7th overall. By the time we came through the Start/Finish area, I’d gained 6th overall. Felt good, kept motoring.

Lap 2: Man, was it ever nice out there. The trail was dry and fast, fun and flowy, just enough technical difficulty to keep it somewhat interesting and to keep the road racers at bay. The sun was out, it was warming up, and I was having so much fun that I just couldn’t help but smile. Got passed by one or two team guys but didn’t much care – after all, I had eleven hours yet to go! Came in, realized that my first full lap time was an hour flat, resolved to slow down…

Lap 3: …But just couldn’t, as the trail was so much fun it begged to be ridden fast. Riding it slowly would have made it pretty boring. Came in a couple minutes slower anyway, and then stopped to have a Kate’s Real Food Griz Bar. I followed that up with a handful of M&Ms, which is sort of like drinking a really nice Bristol beer and then chugging a can of PBR (nasty!), but the M&Ms were in my race goody bag and I can’t resist chocolate. I then decided it was nice enough out to change into my cowboy shirt, complete with mother-of-pearl buttons, glittery embroidery, and a sick collar. Too much Lycra around – this race needed some levity! As I was changing I noticed one of my direct solo competitors coming through, eating as he rode into lap 4. What a novel idea, I thought… eating and riding at once, I’ll have to try that.

Lap 4: Freshly ensconced in my cowboy shirt, I rode off into the New Mexico… sunrise? Cranking up steep sections, railing corners, trying to be super-polite and encouraging when passing other riders, especially obvious newbies, I was just having a great time. I saw a few crashes on the more-techy sections, and after making sure everyone involved was okay I motered on. On, that is, until the turn-around point, where I turned back to the southwest and ran smack into the brick wall that was the suddenly-freshening wind. I pushed through it for the next 35 minutes, realizing that if it kept up, my laps were going to get much slower. It began to get colder, and in the distance I saw curtains of rain headed our way.

Lap 5: Headed out on this lap still channeling Roy Rogers, but already looking forward to a little lunch. In retrospect I should have eaten at the end of lap 4! The ride out to the turn-around was alternately ridiculously fast, annoying as hell, and impossible depending on which direction the wind was buffeting one from. The way back in was, simply, where I cracked. The wind was gale-force by this time – gusts to over 45mph. I became really hungry, my legs began cramping, and the wind literally knocked me to the ground twice. After cursing New Mexico out loud a couple times, I limped into the pit area and proceeded to sit there for 25 minutes. I ate the following in one sitting: 1 piece pizza, 1 huge PB&J, 1 Griz Bar, the remaining M&Ms, some pita chips and hummus, some trail mix, and probably some other stuff I can’t remember. By the time I was ready to go again it had begun raining a very cold rain, the wind was whipping around harder than ever, and the temps had dropped at least 15 degrees. I ruefully changed out of my cowboy shirt and into my ever-present black polypro, topped it with a jacket, soaked my drivetrain in Squirt lube (that stuff is killer, by the way), and headed back out.

Lap 6: After the first third of this lap was spent feeling horrid (maybe the M&Ms, maybe just all that food), a miraculous thing happened. My legs came back and so did my spirits. It began snowing – yes, actually snowing – between bouts of rain and the ride became just awesome because of it. I hate wind – if you know me, you know I hate wind more than anything – but I dealt with it, even when it knocked me over a couple more times. I just couldn’t help but remember all those sweet rides I used to do back in the Springs with Doug, Jon, and the crew… often we were out in less-than-ideal weather, but it was always fun. This race had suddenly become an epic ride, 13-mile easy singletrack loop notwithstanding. Somewhere in this lap or the one previous I came up on a rider who was just giving us all a bad name… ringing this ridiculous little bell 50 feet back in a gale-force wind when he wanted to pass someone, then getting aggro when they obviously couldn’t hear it and passing without warning, literally crashing two folks and scaring many others. Every time he’d pass someone he’d drop me a little, as I wasn’t willing to hurt anyone for a spot, but I’d wait politely and then bridge up to him again. After making sure he knew I thought he was being ridiculous and that he should just stay on a road bike if he was going to be a tool, I decided I didn’t want anyone to associate me with him any longer and I dropped off into the wind, losing my draft but feeling better for it. Come on people, be nice!

Lap 7: In the groove now, my legs just settled into the knowledge that they hurt. Okay, that’s fine, now we’ll just pedal… the trail was getting greasy out there. The outbound side is mostly clay and while it wasn’t yet peanut butter, it was literally slick as snot and quite difficult to corner in at speed. The inbound side is more sandy, and it was dialed with the moisture, so much fun! Back to camp, stop and eat, look for the Springs’ infamous Dan “Hyena” Durland, head out to catch him.

Lap 8: Even the wind didn’t matter any more. The trail was dryer already as the rain had stopped, but midway it began again and the slickness reappeared. Two soloists were on my tail as we left the staging area; I made sure they were on my lap and then kicked in a little extra to keep them behind me. As I crested the climb above the start/finish, I thought I heard, carried on the wind, a garbled announcement: “…acers… weather… nasty… alling the race!” I couldn’t be sure, but the idea was planted that they might be calling the race. That was unfortunate if true, because the weather wasn’t really making the trails too bad, and my lap times were consistent enough that I was pretty sure I’d get my 10 laps in. I decided to just keep my steady pace going and get the full story once I returned to the pits. A few miles from the finish, however, my friend Dylan Stucki, racing duo and flying along, passed me and told me that they had officially called the race. Any laps completed after 5pm wouldn’t count, making this effectively a 10-hour race. At that point I picked up the pace a bit, but it was a little too late, as I was almost back. Coming through the line, I had 45 minutes to complete another lap, and I had been turning consistent lap times of around 1:12. Not possible. Disappointed that I wouldn’t get to try for ten laps, I sat on the Subaru’s bumper, ate some food, looked at the snow coming down, and decided it was okay. I would have gone out again, and I felt good, but there wasn’t much I could do about it! It was fun regardless.

I ended up riding almost 110 miles, winning my category (Solo Male 0-30), and finishing 5th overall soloist. Better than I was expecting, and I even beat the Hyena, who had dropped after seven laps. We hung around in the big tent as the snow fell, watched everyone else get silly drunk, had a sweet robo-trash dance party in the snow with some guys from Fruita, then crashed in our tent, waking in the morning to a white desert. The sun came out and began melting the snow, so we packed up in a hurry and hightailed it out of there, only to find a two-wheel drive van towing a trailer stuck on the steep dirt (mud) road out of the venue. After some pushing and directing and getting the van out of the picture, we rallied the Subie through the mud, drifting and spinning, getting on the highway with no problems. Back to Durango: Bike cleaning, unpacking, bicycle polo practice. Big polo tourney is only a week away!

Thanks for reading. I know this was a book, I got carried away. Thanks to Sandhya and Lauren for the food, Alex and the above for the company, the other Joey (Parent) for racing in a cow suit, Kate’s Real Food for incredible bars, and the DtD crew for putting on a sweet race. A few random photos that Sandhya took are below! -Joey


Beautiful sunrise, race morning.


Not-so-beautiful sunrise, the day after.


Me about to consume a disgusting amount of yogurt/granola after waking up to find myself inexplicably starving.

Friday, March 18, 2011

Sedona's out, Fruita's fun, & Motorcycles crash

News flash: Ryan, Danny and I are not going to Sedona for the Big Friggin' Loop. We're not the only ones - Jeff Hemperly from Rico and T.R. from Montrose aren't going either, for the same reason. Said reason being thus: The Big Friggin' Loop has been considerably downgraded to a not-so-Big Friggin' Loop, and none of us feel that a 12-hour round trip by car is worth a 35-mile XC-type race. Apparently the organizers (used loosely as this event is technically a non-event) were attempting to appease common demand to rid the course of the dangerous Damifino section, as well as last year's ribs-deep river crossings - but in doing so, they cut the mileage and climbing almost in half, making the event much less interesting for endurance-event-oriented folks such as ourselves. Oh well, maybe next year, should they wrangle more miles out of Sedona's trails. New first race for 2011 (for me, anyway): The Dawn 'til Dusk 12-hour in Gallup, New Mexico, April 9th.

Last weekend Ryan, Jon and I had a pretty sweet time in Fruita. It was nice to be back on dirt after so much road riding, even if the dirt was soft and slow so early in the season... here are a few photos and one good story, with a video link to boot.

The Western Rim Trail follows this slickrock rim above the Colorado River.

There's the river itself...


Three mountain bikes happy to finally see some dirt.

And one not-so-happy bike of a different species - look closely and you can see a motorcycle resting on the rock shelf just under the tree in the lower-right corner. Yes, there is a story here. Riding along the Western Rim trail, I was leading our group and noticed a dog tied up under a tree. Looking for people that the dog might belong to, I slowed down and we all began wondering out loud why someone would leave a dog tied up out in the desert. Then we heard a "Down here!", at which point we peered over the rim to find two men rappelling down the rim's edge on some very unorthodox nylon webbing. Looking closer, we spotted a motorcycle on a sloping ledge. Turns out that the day before, one of the men had hit a rock or something and accidentally driven his motorcycle off the cliff, jumping off just in time to avoid taking the 40-50 foot fall along with the bike. They had come back to lower the motorcycle the rest of the way down off the ledge and walk it out the valley floor to the nearest 4WD road, where they could pick it up with their Jeep. Best part: He was wearing a helmet cam during the whole crash, and you can check it out on YouTube here:
Enjoy. Be careful out there!
-Joey

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Yet another Gravel Grinder

My friends Danny and Ryan (both of Big Wheel Racing) and I ground out yet another long gravel road ride on Saturday. It's nice to explore, but we're all chomping at the bit for the trails to dry out. Ryan and I will probably spend some time in Moab and Fruita this week, just to get in some trail time before our first race for 2011, the Sedona Big Friggin' Loop. We're planning on meeting Bandwagon member and good friend Jon Csakany in the desert and doing the White Rim in a day. Jon and I may also do an overnighter on the Kokopelli Trail while Ryan does some big-bike DH trails in Moab. Should be good to try out the new gear for this year, test the MTB skills, etc... in the meantime, here are some photos from today.

The reason we're not riding trails right now...

Out on CR 116, we stopped to check out this old Ford Fairlane.

It was keeping the McCormick hay baler (at least we think it was a hay baler) company out on the lonely Red Mesa.

At one point I suggested we take an alternate route on a non-maintained county road. Thanks to me, we ended up slogging and eventually hiking through sticky clay mud, as evidenced by Danny's Fargo.


Pretty sure this is cheap real estate.

I just want to give a huge thank you to Cliff, my girlfriend's father, for hooking us up with a sweet GPS unit that doubles as a camera. It's working awesome for navigation, which will come in handy at the Sedona race along with many others, and it takes decent point-and-shoot photos so that we can share our adventures with others! Thanks Cliff!

Get out and ride/hike/run/climb/ski/swim(?!)/whatever you do!
Joey